how to fight the loneliness

faerieglade:

"theyre homophobic but theyre good people!!!" hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. are they really. are they REALLY. are they. are theyr eally. Are the

illaminati:

hearing urself sing

image

lmaoalien:

i am the human version of the first piece of bread

seriously my favorite part of the loaf. lets get engaged.

paisleyadamsapple:

I tried drawing these kittens..

paisleyadamsapple:

I tried drawing these kittens..

heckacute:

I like linear foods: French fries, noodles, bread sticks, etc. You know, foods with slopes that can easily be plotted on a graph.  

snailsocks:

Straight men think they rule women but we could show them like 1/4 of a titty and they get all hot and bothered. Like relax and get me some ice cream and ill think about showin ya 2/4 of the titty. Who’s rulin who here bud

Dude the gamecube sucked
Anonymous

gaydicks420:

nothing can hurt you when you genuinely love rick astleys never gonna give you up

wizkawreath:

nnordor:

wizkawreath:

obama means family

no it doesnt

obama means nobody gets left behind

why

why

The only thing standing between you and your goal is the bullshit story you keep telling yourself as to why you can’t achieve it.
Jordan Belfort (via cap-tveit-me)
me nd my cell girlfriend

coolakemi:

me: bb ur mitochondria is so cold

her: that my powerhouse