"theyre homophobic but theyre good people!!!" hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. are they really. are they REALLY. are they. are theyr eally. Are the
hearing urself sing
i am the human version of the first piece of bread
seriously my favorite part of the loaf. lets get engaged.
I tried drawing these kittens..
I like linear foods: French fries, noodles, bread sticks, etc. You know, foods with slopes that can easily be plotted on a graph.
Straight men think they rule women but we could show them like 1/4 of a titty and they get all hot and bothered. Like relax and get me some ice cream and ill think about showin ya 2/4 of the titty. Who’s rulin who here bud
nothing can hurt you when you genuinely love rick astleys never gonna give you up
obama means family
no it doesnt
obama means nobody gets left behind
|—||Jordan Belfort (via cap-tveit-me)|
me: bb ur mitochondria is so cold
her: that my powerhouse